MY FIRST GUM
by: Alex Novikovski
The very first chewing gum I saw in my life was a stick of Japanese
GREEN GUM, presented to me in autumn of 1973 by our neighbor who traveled
around the Pacific. That time, by the way, such a tour was not an ordinary
thing for an average Soviet citizen, and not only because it's cost (which
was about a half-year average engineer's wages), but for certain political
restrictions as well.
Overjoyed with the present, with its strict and fine design of the
letters, shining foil wrapper and unfamiliar, certainly "foreign" aroma,
I chewed it quickly and had swallowed the gum right before the grown-ups
warned me not to do it. There was a minute confusion with the apparent
fear on my face, and then a loud burst of laughter from the men with the
following caustic jokes about the consequences of my reckless meal.
I was about to cry when the same neighbor, trying to soothe me, gave me
another stick of gum with some mysterious letters on it. They were the
Japanese characters. I brought the gum back home and, wishing to be on
the safe side, first asked my elder sister, who was studying English, to
translate the wrapper. She said she couldn't. Then I asked my Mom who knew
German, with the same result. As the last resort I tried my Dad who knew
everything, as I thought, but he failed, too. I was puzzled. Should I return
the gum back? Oh no, it was too a precious pray to loose. I sniffed it
every day, took it to the school to boast to my classmates, and unwrapped
and wrapped it back a hundred of times. After all the wrapper lost its
gloss, the edges folded up and rounded, and the whole thing was about to
tear into three pieces. But still nobody could tell me what those
strange inscriptions meant. The only thing I knew now certainly was that
they were in Japanese. Cautiously I asked that neighbor how had he managed
to buy it in Japan, namely how had he named it in the shop, but he answered
he had just used the word "kore", which meant "this", and the gesture language
while shopping in Japan.
I decided I needed more such wrappers to compare and analyze them,
and started to ask my friends, my parents and their friends to leave the
gum wrappers for me. Some joked, some smiled, some said they had no, but
some really gave me them. Unfortunately, nothing helped me with that Japanese
gum.
To create a stimulus for myself I decided not to touch the gum until
I have understood the inscription. I took off the wrapper, put the gum
into the envelope and wrote, "Do not open!" on it. But all my attempts
to decode were in vain.
Then I buried the wrapper somewhere inside my drawer and forgot about
it for good, I thought. But it was not to be. Somewhere in a year I came
to our neighbors' daughter to see her cleaning her room. By her Mom's order
she was getting rid of all that youngster's scrap, which has a naughty
custom to accumulate in children's rooms. I decided to help her and in
some time she took a carton box, looked inside and then dropped it to a
garbage bin. The box opened and I noticed some chewing gum wrappers inside.
There were familiar GREEN GUMs, JUICY FRUITs and some unknown ones but
with the same mysterious characters on them! I nearly picked them up, but
met a suspicious look from the girl. "What are you looking for in the garbage?",
she asked and made me redden to the tips of my ears. "Nothing", I replied.
"Do you want to keep that old box for yourself?", she said. God, if she
could only imagine how much I did want to do it! But I couldn't let
her think I'm interested in wrappers and that stuff which apparently was
a girlish hobby. I should say that in those years boys were advised to
go in for sports, make aircraft or submarine models, or to collect toy
cars at least. Collecting of candy wrappers, cooking recipes and pocket
calendars was considered as purely girls' hobbies.
The decision came soon. When the bin was almost full I asked her to
let me go out to the yard and empty it to the garbage container. Of course
she agreed and I rushed down with the bin swinging and my heart pounding.
Down in the yard I carefully checked the contents of the bin and found
that sacred box. Oh, what a joy it was to bring it home and draw the colored
wrappers out one by one, put them side to side like a carpet on the table
and tremble with the feeling they are "from there".
I put aside all the familiar, i.e. Western wrappers, and concentrated
on Japanese ones. One by one I inspected the characters with a magnifying
glass, copied them into my notebook and tried to decipher that enigmatic
language. I tried to find some logic in their design, drawing and position.
Some time later I bought a Japanese textbook and a dictionary, and then
came the breakthrough! I managed to read the words, which the grown-ups,
including my Dad, failed to read! That day I was really happy and proud
with myself.
Then I chewed the gum itself, which had already started to break into
pieces and almost lost its aroma, and returned to my everyday ordinary
life, now filled with small delights and findings for my collection. But
still nobody knows around it started from my being too curious about the
contents of a dusty garbage container…
Alex Novikovski, born in June
1963 in the USSR. Collect gum wrappers since 1973. Studied Oriental languages
(Japanese, Chinese, Korean) at the Leningrad State University, traveled
a lot around the USSR and post-Soviet republics. Now live in Obninsk, Russia,
work as a customs clearance manager. Bachelor.
Besides collecting wrappers go in for collecting coins, reading history,
fishing and photo.